1 April: The residents of the National Seal Sanctuary, Cornwall relished posing for photos. Yawning on command was particularly useful! Trouser (our dog) was communicating to them in a very special seal lion to furry seal lion manner.

The Sanctuary is a very accessible place - you can get really close to the creatures, unlike an aquarium, which is a real boon for photography. You can take dogs there too, unlike the majority of places. The staff are honest and explained that, by not registering for charitable status, the Sanctuary has complete control over the finances, rather than being directed by, er, directors. It's just a shame it's 5 hours from here...